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@NickMotown Oh my fuck, I'd forgotten about that song.<mutes "Wyclef Jean" for tomorrow>
Retweeted by Terry LanderRT @walesoncraic Riots Break Out in Welsh Kwik Save Store as #Halloween #Pumpkins Sell Out http://t.co/e46tz4xR1k
Retweeted by Terry LanderHappy Halloween Motherfuckers!!! Now get tickets for my XMAS show... http://t.co/juIixzLyJt
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust watched the Ring. Christ, that really shits you up. VHS and a landline?! What the hell?
Retweeted by Terry Lander@michaellegge I hate seeing Xween written in shop windows.
Retweeted by Terry LanderToday I took @TwopTwips’ book and taught some tits how to tweet ;) http://t.co/S0iEcF65BD
Retweeted by Terry LanderStarted watching Limitless, ended up on Wikipedia finding out how many Scream films there are. The internet in a nutshell, there.@almurray #sinkvskettle a win for kettle in @thebatharms Longleat. http://t.co/dxglwGXUFP@Herring1967 Isn't International Men's Day soon? Wouldn't want you to miss responding to those 'When's International Women's Day?' tweeters.Yeah, but when is it Men's Halloween?
Retweeted by Terry LanderStaying at @thebatharms in Longleat. The staff are very obliging and can't do enough for us. Get yourselves over here. #TopStayLast year’s costume. http://t.co/iuIeTqjK51
Retweeted by Terry LanderIs this the saddest doodle in the world? http://t.co/0hajlQVQ7h http://t.co/tITalRukIQ
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@NickDoody @MichaelJDolan Well said that man, @michaellegge.Yes, this is brilliant. RT @MichaelJDolan Smashing thing about sexism in comedy by @michaellegge http://t.co/m6bdC7mPJ8
Retweeted by Terry Lander@HealeyCartoons @barneyfarmer @DHBJones For every problem there's a delicious solution.@barneyfarmer @DHBJones @HealeyCartoons There's more to life than alcohol. *Dies laughing*@ISOspaces Food for thought...@ISOspaces No way! Can you make houses from containers?Daddy daycare at the cinema. Putting in the REAL work! #bucky http://t.co/q11VGvJrJf
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm filing my nails http://t.co/7ZrgDSK69M
Retweeted by Terry LanderHilarious. Missing apostrophe renders patriotic clothing totally accurate http://t.co/649hDc5opP
Retweeted by Terry Lander@barneyfarmer @HealeyCartoons @vizcomic @DHBJones My wife won't put up with my bullshit but Twitter has no choice. There's my incentive.@cornwallchannel Lyvit Publishing is 10 years old next year. Could we do a feature on the Cornwall Channel? #Helston@HealeyCartoons @barneyfarmer @vizcomic I take it @DHBJones is too lazy/busy to tweet? Not enough followers to match his mighty talent.Almost texted someone 'Good Lick'
Retweeted by Terry Lander@gregjenner Tottenham Hotspur, league cup quarter finalists 2014/15. #COYSWouldn't want to be the model for this. 'Hey, I've got a modelling job!' 'Cool, modelling for what?' 'Oh, something'. http://t.co/KH1h8p2in2
Retweeted by Terry Lander@vobes No problem, good luck with the bookSupport a self-published author - buy direct! http://t.co/rn730DphH9 #author http://t.co/T9Z59JTwhK
Retweeted by Terry LanderBrighton pier, Brighton marathon, @spacemansonic - your boys took one hell of a beating last night.checking emails overnight. 14 spam messages, 6 automated messages from publishers, 1 order & 3 other emails needing replies. #bgblive
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm up, I'm up. Off to Longleat. Our lad and I did White Hart Lane last night. This should be his best half term ever.As you can see he's definitely receiving them. http://t.co/7U8gvDaXSnIn postcards news, this week's post is going to be exciting http://t.co/H1a2gvXy3v@SpacemanSonic I don't think so.Does seem like Pochettino doesn't really care about the cup judging by his interview but great to watch @SpursOfficial play #THFCWhite Hart Lane looked stunning tonight http://t.co/XYqIbue8fF
@SpacemanSonic He gets a point!Get that David Guetta experience by jumping up and down behind a fruit machine with earphones round your neck and pointing at passers-by.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SpacemanSonic Not a chance. I'm on a train by the way. Do I owe you royalties?@SpacemanSonic He and his Mrs thought I was depressed. Then he said I was weird. I agreed and said it *was* weird. Good post coming Sunday.I'm staying at my brother's and a postcard has just come through!I enjoy not being a bitter comedian. Sometimes I get depressed about my own abilities, but you should always applaud the fortune of others.
Retweeted by Terry LanderWriting a sitcom? Even thinking about it? Difficult, isn’t it? This workshop will definitely help: http://t.co/20quo3ks78 #writing #comedy
Retweeted by Terry LanderI like to go into hurricane simulators, not pay any money and enjoy the experience of not being in the wind and rain for a change.
Cant publicise weight loss on @PenwithRadio 2nite as @BuffetCart is a prerecord Huge thanks2 @Lyvit & @sstrong82 for gr8 support thus far
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Welcome to the flock, @Lyvit
Retweeted by Terry LanderThey should turn the Batman films into comics.This is free from tomorrow until Hallowe'en +1 http://t.co/D9SEW0vMQ5 #ebook #kindle #free #completelyfreeIf any twitter peeps are in central London tonight, join us at the comedy pub in piccadilly in an hour
Retweeted by Terry LanderI get to buy whatever I want from the shops because I'm a grown up. #WinningMy band. @BujieSmugglers give us a follow. We're dead good, we are. Thanks.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@greg_jenner Four games from Capital One Cup winners, mind.There are so many terrible sounding films around, too.I miss writing One to Maybe Miss. Classic Film reviews are okay but they're not these. http://t.co/iUsoDvq9bzBOOK FACT: Cheetahs can type faster than any other land animal but, sadly, their works are often poorly plotted and/or emotionally naive.
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe store greeter at my local discount supermarket gave me a frozen water pasty earlier. I thought "Ah, ice pie with my Lidl hi".
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm off to my brother's place tomorrow. http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpI'm taking my son to watch @SpursOfficial on Wednesday, it's our only chance to get to the Lane. #COYS@LondonMarathon #vlm2013 - Celebrated by writing a book about my experience. http://t.co/rHgR5oCzuaMy contribution for today.merry christmas everyone celebrating today ! merry december 25th to those who don't. http://t.co/H0ac0YNTpV
Retweeted by Terry LanderMorning everyone, hope you all remembered to put your clocks forward an hour, if not your late for work!!! Busy... http://t.co/MVLxG3f1c5
Retweeted by Terry LanderTrue story: http://t.co/ZVd8ylzRaP
Retweeted by Terry Lander@GregScottTV Nobody has to do anything. Long live democracy.
Short form social media sponsors the X Factor and SCD.Being wrapped up in nothing sponsors prime time on ITV7.Swingers cartoon: http://t.co/U20P8qX7lO
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate night potentially sexy, saucy postcards winky face http://t.co/cnPE5otUCptranscribr: http://t.co/w64TkLOBwU via @wordpressdotcomFancy a surprise Chinese takeaway after the bingo? Simply hold your mobile up to the caller while you phone through your order.
Retweeted by Terry LanderPlease do come to Barcelona if you can. http://t.co/hnXdrTxpmu
Retweeted by Terry LanderHere's a problem with t'internet - I've lost count of the number of times I've seen the polystyrene covered cat today. 20 mins use maximum.@MooseAllain Could you publicise the odds please?Yep, we were all hoping for The Interminable Suicide Of Gregory Church but you can't download the deleted scenes from your aunt's diary.*Of course* there's Daniel Kitson available on the internet http://t.co/MjMcbyk2y7@mrkhndy "Other breakfast cereals are available" (Remember the lawsuits)Electric fan http://t.co/xv7XU11hH2
Retweeted by Terry Lander44 weeks in and I'm visiting him this week http://t.co/H1a2gvXy3vIf you're not up with the @andrewlawrence situation, he's gone for an interview and called the interviewer a fuckwit https://t.co/vIhG5RWRXsThe Halloween display at my parent's local chemist is undermining the perceived efficacy of their wares. http://t.co/7G1imMHMhd
Retweeted by Terry LanderI need a Tweet to pin to my profile page that has the http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp link in it somewhere. Any ideas?@andrewlawrence Oh, Andrew.
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust to counter @andrewlawrence, you know, for balance. I don't think immigration is a problem, and I think women comedians are great.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@amateursuman @ThePoke @TheSimonEvans Turned up on Snopes in 2000.@HuddleMagazine @AlanFitz1 "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilsssooooooooooooooooooooooon!"Want to win this Int Series Ball? RT or Facebook Share this post. No Max Entries http://t.co/HXth6fuPNT #BallComp http://t.co/c7sVwTsVMM
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe really impressive thing about the world's oldest person is that they started life as the world's *youngest* person.
Retweeted by Terry LanderPlease RT - Only 8 more postcards left - make one of them yours http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpI had some time on my hands yesterday. http://t.co/QQkLGIooHqNo wonder superstores are dying – we’re sick and tired of their culture http://t.co/P8MkpzrEDH
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Fascinatingpics @JesusSpider Npne of these people have guts.
http://t.co/yhitBvDB8b@SimonJBurrows85 Ta v. much!@SimonJBurrows85 Phew! Ten years after I started, too.If you have concerns about educators smacking your children then hire scarecrow tutors. Hay teachers leave them kids alone.3 of my last 7 pictures are booze. I'm hungover and about to go to a cocktail party. Am I a proper writer yet?Wenger saying "Ugggggh" would make a great house mix for a DJ #Grating
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