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@m_udland The most crucial element of a great trend piece is to have no supporting evidence.RT @TomOrlik: A turning point in China's property sector? First tier city house prices return to growth in March http://t.co/BgMYK7PBcv
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThat's probably the most dramatic thing that could ever have happened in a draft lottery and I'm the only one in this bar who even noticed.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalAt a bachelorette on a boat ride. Just snuck a peek at my phone for lottery news & SHRIEKED. Am now trying to explain the Oilers to 8 girls.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@DavidSchawel Didn't Gretzky start with Edmonton?@TheStalwart one of the worst franchises in hockey, the Oilers, won the draft lottery for the fourth time since 2010. An incredible anomaly
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@TheStalwart And the #1 pick is being hyped as a generational player...and appears to be one.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@TheStalwart DAY IS F'IN OVER.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalWhat just happened in hockey?My entire instagram feed is weddings, vacations, and like Scott Walker talking to people in a hotel.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI have a recurring fear that I could inadvertently stumble into Mardi Gras or Carnaval. And I start thinking about how miserable I would be.This is great. I've had FOGO all my life. http://t.co/BUoB1KkSPm I'll just be sitting their and freak out at the thought that I could be outFor some reason, Google thinks John Kasich is the Governor of NY http://t.co/19HcMHvgwxWhen people self-describe their own ideology as 'fascist' (which is rare) how do they typically define the term?@LorcanRK @PaavoTeittinen Do people often make arguments starting with "No true Finn..." ?by this stage, I'm almost (not quite! not yet!) prepared to say that "chartblogging" is economics, and academic economics isn't.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@PaavoTeittinen @LorcanRK Timo Soini has a great face.@TheStalwart homes are so 2011 in china it is all about stocks :-)
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@TheStalwart @LorcanRK prelim votes will be published from 8 pm finnish time on, result clear I think by 23 pm.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@LorcanRK When will get results?@LorcanRK who's gonna win?Home prices drop in 49 cities in China, an improvement from the month before when they fell in 66 cities. http://t.co/Yhbrng52U1Draghi says there's an urgent need for Greece to strike a bailout deal. http://t.co/m423RTCZFK via @Stefan_Riecher and @markdeen1Big Oil is about to lose control of the auto industry http://t.co/iBJQu3cayc
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe best media story of 2015, everyone: http://t.co/SrMGGZ2nO2
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalBooyah! Congratulations Jim https://t.co/3p4LXpid7r
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthalbuzzfeed's editor-in-chief admits he deleted editorial posts under pressure from buzzfeed's own business department http://t.co/q3lsYxQnLC
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@alexhern Ah@alexhern what's a hen party?@AliElkin could go either way"A passed pawn is a criminal which should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures, such as police surveillance, are not sufficient."@LorcanRK oh, that wasn’t a announcement. Just theoreticallyJust picked this up for $6 on the street. I’ll never open it, but will be the first book my future child reads. http://t.co/x1Gsjbgtvm@TheStalwart He mentioned the IRS can audit a person for 7 years of receipts but can't find 7 days worth of emails. He's right! #CommonSense
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@ComfortablySmug He’s a real breath of fresh air. I mean, whatever happened to common sense?@michaelbshane bingo@conorsen literally spent months of my life in that yard.@conorsen definitely!It's handball season. https://t.co/CIufaJJPhgECB’s Draghi Says Urgent That Greece Strikes Deal With Creditors http://t.co/tK0sWFVdKD via @business
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe message from IMF meeting in Washington: "Lower #oil prices are having a net positive global impact" #commodities http://t.co/4H4Kpi4k2K
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalDemi Moore wants record-setting $75M for #NYC Central Park penthouse http://t.co/X7qhwGRU6Z Photo: Tony Cenicola http://t.co/UlDB1Iyhtt
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@drmoore don’t think there’ll be mch risk of that.@CAVandy yes@CAVandy http://t.co/0SdivIuILbWatching Mario Draghi on Periscope. Waiting for a protester to jump out https://t.co/JPrywMMlDS
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@DavidSchawel no trolling! I just don’t find them to have a delightful smellGood news: New apartment has a balcony. Bad news: it’s right next to a Bradford pear tree.This is a first: Bag check plus extra police at #Draghi presser in DC http://t.co/DUDqkttXsI
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalBeige Book: Seven Fed districts reported improved residential real estate activity http://t.co/SmBuryeMdd
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalStop vilifying almonds. http://t.co/b0xc9Rm5fm http://t.co/TkbNnp3zg3
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@JonCoppage @michaelbd Everyday Americans would last about half a day under the kind of psychic pressure faced even by c-list celebs
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@guan Yep, one of the oldest philosophical axioms.@guan I see zero holes in this logicIBM to add 500 high end jobs in Buffalo - http://t.co/B9KYY6sxEu
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@guan cows seem to like it'I got my heroes back': Why the new 'Hillary Clinton' trailer made me cry
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalRio races to clean up sea of trash before the Olympics http://t.co/85U6TPs05s http://t.co/UYcj09hlJs
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@ComfortablySmug How does that compare with the likely McCotter haul?Happy birthday @lopezlinette!! http://t.co/JZUmHdlJtl@zpower I mean! Of course I have, but had nothing to do with the gym.@TheStalwart the dude in the pic is a math whiz kid... http://t.co/zNgFI5CUqy
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@ComfortablySmug When are your people saying McCotter will decide by?@bendreyfuss handcuffedStraight talk. RT @ZekeJMiller: .@GovChristie just called for a “flat type of tax” in NH@ComfortablySmug Won’t commit until I see whether McCotter gets into the race.These Equinox ads are getting more and more far-fetched http://t.co/KO26sGzv2B@Phil_Mattingly @AmbJohnBolton @MarkHalperin @HeidiPrzybyla lost my vote.Did they cut the corporate tax rate? | "Euro area business cycle looks like it has legs, w/ scope to surprise further on the upside" - JPM
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal#Wearables ownership doubles in 3 mos: #MorganStanley Retail Research. More on #WearableTech: http://t.co/RNsjrWZJ8T http://t.co/o5Ia5Plz6p
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalMartina Hingis will make her singles comeback in the Fed Cup today, while Australia takes on the Netherlands: http://t.co/PLdCjugsZD #tennis
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@boes_ Exactly! Earth 3 got it right.It will be a central banker-fest at Bloomberg on Monday @Bloomberg http://t.co/1AWL5hBo67 #markets #fx #forex #bonds
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@LorcanRK correct@m_udland Just three. This one. The one with a different political system (earth 2) and the one with a different monetary system (earth 3)And on Earth 3, there's no Zero Lower Bound, and in the last year the Fed hiked rates from -6.00% to -3.00%.On Earth 2, after the 2008 economic collapse they tried more aggressive fiscal policy. Things seem to be working better.@nick_bunker AgreeBasically turning it around on the doves. You can't have aggressive monetary easing without boosting German competitiveness.Clever jujitsu from Weidmann and Schauble. Want a lower German surplus? Make euro stronger! http://t.co/2H3JVvb3G8 http://t.co/Ao7mHPE1elJens Weidmann fires back at @benbernanke. http://t.co/2H3JVvb3G8 via @Stefan_RiecherJay Z cleans house. http://t.co/w7lFZXDe8I@M_C_Klein You're the only one.@M_C_Klein Who wasn't?Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?https://t.co/8zb5phRwyG
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalMakerBot Just Laid Off 20 Percent of Its Staff http://t.co/eo0jIMRidW
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@ComfortablySmug Yep. No heart. No appreciation for those who came before them.@TheStalwart If it isn't coming from the soul, it isn't real. That's what this new generation lacks. It's a real shame.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@ComfortablySmug You're the last of great trolls. Real dying breed. Damn shame.@morningmoneyben I lol'dSO TRUE “@RADcTION: @RudyHavenstein Jo Weisenthal not breaking from his ponzi shill persona latest ponzi bubble will end worse than 2008”
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalJust recommended @wealthfront to 4 people. One of their first questions was "Is it millennial friendly?" Yes. Yes it is.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@MattZeitlin Hmm. I could go either way.Think journalism is in bad shape? Check out the state of Twitter trolls. Real low point. https://t.co/EA1byyaLMx@MattZeitlin I don't think that was the pizza place's intention. But the car repair shop, I did suspect that.US antitrust lawyers pushing to kill the Time Warner / Comcast deal. HUGE. http://t.co/uI5rmLNtIw
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@RudyHavenstein Well... yes, cause you seemed confused.#FF @shayndi. One follower away from 5000. Also #FF @DeutscheBank, cause I love their explanations of stuff in 140 words.@RudyHavenstein Hence not a parody.I love Liesman! https://t.co/MLpAvDPSfA
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