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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/VpzQ2Rav4v, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Consulting.

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An exciting #lazventures company --> how @NamelyHR doubled it's valuation in 3 mos http://t.co/0yBqxTJjSr http://t.co/vcNxhwX7F9VIDEO: Our dance-loving cycle4survival founder Jen Linn on what happens when you live WITHOUT FEAR.… https://t.co/Pt9M0ElJxf
3/5
2015
And with that, the New York IPO boom begins! @Etsy
Retweeted by michael lazerowGet out of the way.This congressman doesn’t want a federal science board to be allowed to consider science http://t.co/BEIwCK7FfW via @grist
Retweeted by michael lazerowSheryl Sandberg, Facebook COO is keynoting #DP15. Talking biz, data & leadership. Sign up now: http://t.co/I7q1YHay0Y http://t.co/rqHVgv3NXX
Retweeted by michael lazerowThis Sunday I'll be riding @Cycle4Survival. Pls help me raise $$$ for cancer research. https://t.co/HTJTnZMVXl
3/4
2015
Join Kass & Me to Fight Cancer via @lazerow http://t.co/H7wB3aa7QO
Retweeted by michael lazerowDo you hate cancer? @kasslazerow and I will match your donation up to $50K to fund research. Donate here: http://t.co/rHLlbI8v6d
3/2
2015
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH AIRS TONIGHT! @OrvilleIV (aka Will Forte) is hilarious in it and the show is amazing. Watch that sh*t!!
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3/1
2015
Eddie Redmayne is the next Daniel Day-Lewis??? http://t.co/8GausyAch7 http://t.co/VenpW4MmP7"We do in-depth reporting from Ukraine... We also do cat GIFs. And those things can live side by side." http://t.co/acAaEdU9NT
2/28
2015
@shoemakermike wow. Just watched. Need to see entire thing again at some point. Maybe a screening party?Watch @OrvilleIV's toast @sethmeyers wedding http://t.co/pVtGYu6wZu [My toast followed Will's and I was speechless]"Viral publishing is a lot like pregnancy: You can’t do it halfway." (And why @bmorrissey says @Buzzfeed has won) http://t.co/i6tiDutTrR
2/27
2015
@shoemakermike I may actually stay up into the 12s tonite for this. That's big given it's 11:36pm, my tooths are brushed and I'm in bed.2013 Seth & Alexi rehearsal dinner: Forte's creepy white supremacist character "Hamilton" toasted them. See the rare footage tonight #LNSM.
Retweeted by michael lazerow@shoemakermike I don't believe it. No way that video sees the light of day. Nor my speech that followed.Green and taupe. #evildress
2/26
2015
Who has a pet squirrel anyway? (ht @jeffragovin) http://t.co/6xO84IuwH1Brisket, Mac & Cheese, and cornbread from @hillcountrybk #foodie http://t.co/Yvbj9RSHaI
Retweeted by michael lazerow#CRM reached $5B in revs in record time & @benioff declares "now it’s our goal to be the fastest to reach $10B." http://t.co/ZNUHd9AHht$CRM's YoY growth is unprecedented for a software biz of our size ... Staggering #s. Annual rev up 32% Def rev up 32% Cash flow up 34%VIDEO: Marc @Benioff discusses @salesforce's monster quarter http://t.co/shGNDecL4X $CRM #growthShares of http://t.co/k4hbUvll5R were up 10% percent in after-hours trading: http://t.co/c2of9dBqmq
Retweeted by michael lazerowLook at Salesforce shares go. Now up nearly 10% after hours » http://t.co/6MS0K0BXgG
Retweeted by michael lazerowShares of Salesforce just jumped 9 percent » http://t.co/YFQpYhrsAd http://t.co/hbrCwTEZXu
Retweeted by michael lazerowDo you agree that cantaloupe tastes like rotten mango? http://t.co/9P7cTAD5zh
2/25
2015
Why Howard Stern Hates Birdman http://t.co/pg903G8Lm9 http://t.co/9b3xUQvr4h
2/24
2015
Listening to @sethmeyers on @HowardStern ... Two great media minds.The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Dept ... That's who.After watching Lady Gaga, I feel a little better about the tenor valve trombone tattooed on my ass.
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2/23
2015
@lazerow don't be so "negative"
Retweeted by michael lazerowUp next, the sun. #Oscars2015
Retweeted by michael lazerowEddie and his wife are going to have the ugliest kids in the history of kids. Ugliest. It's like when 2 electrons cancel each other out.Best actor award goes to Ben Affleck for pretending to want to leave his couch to board this ship wreck. He's now back home and asleep.@profgalloway crap. I always forget angry. Fuck that. Now I'm pissed off.Did you know Dr. Seuss's The Butter Battle was the basis for Hunt for Red October?No offense. But how hard is it to take a book and turn it into a screenplay. Not hard. I did it once.Oprah looks hot. (She's also the only one in the room who owns her jewelry.)I can't believe that guy named his kid "Mydog Larry"@profgalloway it's really the downfall of old white men who don't get it. TV is healthy.@GregGoodfried not really. Oscars has the biggest stars of today and he past willing to play ballLet's make sure to save the most poignant moments for after the kids are in bed. We don't want them exposed to equality or epic tributes.The Academy should hand over the show's reigns to the SNL team. #SNL40 was 40x better.Pointless advertising perfectly nestled into a pointless train wreck of an event. #oscars2015 http://t.co/cuORIX0z7BDoogie Howser is the best.And here is my Oscars Rick ... and Jeff. http://t.co/LGj1xk3tnyHere are my Oscars picks ... #AcademyAwards http://t.co/eq7zkUCll3
2/22
2015
Kitchen table. @ Blue Hill Restaurant @ Stone Barn Farms http://t.co/fdrXrysjGyTell me it can't be done? I'm going to fucking well show you. http://t.co/cGtZ1uklRo #femalefounders #fundfemalefounders #changetheratio
Retweeted by michael lazerowAnd then the door swung open and the cutest face attached to the roundest head peeked through. The man… http://t.co/EF83ByfrV0I then stopped the car. I looked up from my iPhone6+ and through the blurry pane of melted snow I saw… http://t.co/PjZk49oSFO
2/21
2015
Almost at our @Cycle4Survival goal. Click here if you hate cancer. http://t.co/yTmcPLqQAQ PLS ignore if you love cancer.Help Mike + Kass @lazerow beat their ambitious Cycle for Survival goal, they're almost there http://t.co/xGU1kgsJWM http://t.co/8TeyekcTEb
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2/20
2015
Good times celebrating the launch of @hownosm's latest paintings at @jacoblewisgall. The show goes… http://t.co/SvNxewtFgsGrudge match alert! RT @fearlessDL Who will win @Cycle4Survival: @sethmeyers or #TeamPerry? http://t.co/vqMBhokSdc http://t.co/XMjxQ6RW4P
Retweeted by michael lazerowCongratulations @salesforce! @Fortune's World's Most Admired Software Company for 2015! http://t.co/40f6dHRwru http://t.co/aL3xCfSnaz
Retweeted by michael lazerowJohn Battelle is back!!! (& I'm happy to be an investor) http://t.co/iwB9B9DYa3The celebrity vs the cute cancer survivor ... Seth wants to knock Perry off her @Cycle4Survival "high horse" https://t.co/RAm0sTGbtfTeam @sethmeyers vs Team Perry ... THE epic faceoff of @Cycle4Survival 2015. Watch Seth throw down here. https://t.co/RAm0sTGbtf
2/19
2015
I'm moving out. Billy Joel playing a home game at MSG. #billyjoel http://t.co/NyItI0oimR.@BillSimmons calls up @sethmeyers to talk about the behind-the-scenes details of 'SNL 40' and its after-party http://t.co/8hHaTwJILE
Retweeted by michael lazerowAnd get her debut album before it sells out https://t.co/VPdRo9ggJ8 (She's #8 & CLIMBING) @ElleKingMusic http://t.co/XsJlzt5VGsSo excited to see my friend @ElleKingMusic on Today Show. http://t.co/qpGbqtmZUB
2/18
2015
My favorite moment of #snl40: The Audition montage ... So awesome. http://t.co/b8V7GjlTUBThat's When You Break https://t.co/PJzrTVFYkq #SNL40And of course @BillSimmons writes the hands-down best review of @nbcsnl's #snl40 http://t.co/HGSXrYj9tcI can confirm @salesforce's @parkerharris is even nicer than this @businessinsider story leads you to believe. http://t.co/hegFsThcy8
2/17
2015
POLL RESULTS (1,800+ VOTES): SNL ruling the night over NBA All Star http://t.co/LJE9W9qOat
Retweeted by michael lazerowIt's too Brad that it took 40 years. But Betty late than never. #SNL40 http://t.co/EmkyG5HRaOBetty White + Bradley Cooper. Amazing. #SNL40
2/15
2015
@alexiskold yes. Either works. The key is to focus on what matters.
2/14
2015
Love the pics. What channel again???? :) “@shoemakermike: I think I'm done. Thanks for indulging. Watch Sunday. #mySNLdaysUCB Strike show. We 3 had meetings almost every day cause we missed working. #mySNLdays http://t.co/VLmNAhFT4o
Retweeted by michael lazerowRemembering @carr2n in his own paper is a daunting job that @aoscott makes look effortless. http://t.co/Cy0Gor0kfODC 04. Lorne got the Mark Twain Prize. They gave me a suite by mistake so had a pizza party. #mySNLdays http://t.co/o80r0HsvBe
Retweeted by michael lazerowin the 90's we had a retreat at Mohonk Mountain House. Here's a campfire photo. #mySNLdays http://t.co/8BBhZ8QlKI
Retweeted by michael lazerowSNL fans shld check out #mySNLdays ... @shoemakermike spent 22 years there before moving to bigger things w @LateNightSeth. His pics rock.1995: I made George Clooney sit on the floor while I told an undoubtedly boring story. w Marci Klein #mySNLdays http://t.co/I7a1PuT5h3
Retweeted by michael lazerowBob @Lefsetz beautifully captures @carr2n as the "antidote to the b.s." http://t.co/cGtw6klPse
2/13
2015
My all-time favorite David Carr story: His takedown of Sam Zell http://t.co/XQGe6T5liC
Retweeted by michael lazerowRemembering David Carr: Here are 1,776 NYT pieces penned by David Carr. http://t.co/azGzyTQkpa http://t.co/jjSESPxWKd
Retweeted by michael lazerowThank you @pkafka for gifting me a few brief moments with the legendary @carr2n in Vegas last month. http://t.co/iFH6sAgBIRThis makes me proud to be on @AdCouncil board Competing brands come together to say #LoveHasNoLabels http://t.co/BK2oQt00DJ#WhatIsLoveIn4Words: Love Has No Labels http://t.co/gGculkCchi@alexiskold and I no longer need to drink coffee out of my hands thx to you. Thank you. http://t.co/FKya7V1GwTEnjoying the Best BBQ in NYC, and quite possibly America. @hillcountryny #hillcountrymarket #lonestarhttp://t.co/4P9Dk1HYbh
Retweeted by michael lazerowThank you!!!! “@kjsnyc: Thanks @lazerow for stopping by @techstars #nyc today #startups #wisdom #tech http://t.co/VnZTDOYhTIDesmond Mason: "I won a dunk contest once. With art, I feel like I am working really hard and getting better.” http://t.co/xcKWco6igZ@demandrichard @whipclip epic. Game changing.
2/12
2015
Please, obscure blogger, please tell us who you think should replace Jon Stewart. We're all dying to know your thoughts!
Retweeted by michael lazerowMETALLICA Plays Corporate http://t.co/LTd50aDSJ2 Concert In San Francisco; Video, Photos http://t.co/F8vOxxaAWv http://t.co/3cFt6o7ki2
Retweeted by michael lazerow.@CBSNews profile from February 2013 on Bob Simon — Life And Times Of A Foreign Correspondent http://t.co/GObWqAgIPw http://t.co/o2Gm5Go7jx
Retweeted by michael lazerowBob Simon's final report for 60 Minutes. May we all do what we love to do with those we love until the day we die. http://t.co/eudbap2jQ6Bob Simon on Mike Wallace after Mike's death http://t.co/yrsMcY6lJmGutted to hear the news about Bob Simon. An absolute master of his craft.
Retweeted by michael lazerowBob Simon's death puts all our issues in perspective. Any one of us in NYC cld have been in that Lincoln Town car on 30th St that crashed.60 Minutes founder Don Hewitt has another friend up there. Here is Bob's eulogy after Don's death in 2009. http://t.co/CE1TFSy8h9He was driving in a livery cab on the West Side Hwy in NYC. How sad. He made it through Vietnam only to die in a cab.Sad news from newsland. CBS' Bob Simon died tonite in a car crash. WTF? http://t.co/B1muVlpYoP http://t.co/6jDIWFa7Py
2/11
2015
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