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Grown men cry over fantasy football.
12/14
2014
Lol https://t.co/Gs7HEdWPxa
12/8
2014
Isn't it interesting how Bridgewater, with just one receiver who can get open, looks like a much better quarterback?
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Patterson should take notes from Johnson on how to run a route #Vikings @CommonManKFAN
12/7
2014
Run! http://t.co/cMpdphxqdfIf you find out that I'm dope go ahead and snitch on me@ike232345 what's ur number I have ur old one onlyWeed and video games go together like Lance Bass and butt sex.A cop can choke you to death in the middle of the street and walks free. Rights ? Lol welcome to the police state of America.I want to retire when I'm still young n cool so I'll be the opposite of Benjamin Buttons when I'm old a wrinkly cool dude.
12/4
2014
If the planets were as close as the moon is. http://t.co/tGL5Re1iig
12/1
2014
This is what it could look like if megalodon sharks were around today. http://t.co/hKh4O3RbO5
11/30
2014
On this day in 1998, rookie @RandyMoss went for 163 yds and 3 TDs in a win vs. Dallas on Thanksgiving. http://t.co/GVH1uFQpd4
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11/26
2014
#sickdrawings http://t.co/y5IsroR0Nw
11/25
2014
Win or lose the Vikings defense has been outstandingTeddy's accuracy is terrible down field Cmon bro
11/23
2014
Came second in work poker tournament. So you know no one's any good.
11/20
2014
#NFL reffs; you can't live with them, you can't live with them.
11/16
2014
Golden #Gophers bball uni's are sick why couldn't I have been taller... and better at basketball.
11/14
2014
I am thankful I can play #Pokémon on my phone and any other Gameboy advanced game I want. #Thanksgiving #nerdalert
11/13
2014
LeBron James straight killing it on defense this season.... https://t.co/fhXIQJeZKL@SouhanStrib that's prlly the planThe traffic report this morning on the radio was longer than a Harry Potter book. #minnesnowta
11/10
2014
I knew that mullet freak was lying #TheWalkingDeadSundays aren't the same when your team isn't playing. #nfl #Vikings
11/9
2014
Being a @nfl referee is the easiest job ever because u can suck dick all game and still get paid.
11/2
2014
#firstworldproblems http://t.co/RCskF7e1JyI'm the less attractive version of you !! @RobLowe http://t.co/gES9Qfvcas
10/31
2014
Devil's Kettle Waterfall. http://t.co/5ag3jUto5jWhich Rob Lowe should I be for halloween? I was leaning towards slightly less attractive Rob Lowe..
10/29
2014
Your life is what it is no do overs.
10/27
2014
If I was a movie critic this would have been a very productive weekend.@itheeayb and you've been proving em wrong.BARR!!!! One man wrecking crew ..Will someone please tell the Vikings enough check downs to the RB on 3rd and long.Percy Harvin was injured on this play and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. https://t.co/rquVNQnpgJThe #MaddenCurse is 18-0. Check out the History of the Madden Curse: http://t.co/7wZB5iELgi . http://t.co/Qondf5OA5r
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Let's overthrow the government and/or get brunch
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Hate when people talk to me about football just cuz they play fantasy football..I'm cynical and think you are an idiot..
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10/26
2014
#TheJudge is a great movie recommend it highly.
10/25
2014
Happy Halloween!
10/24
2014
Please save me.. http://t.co/5Qa9tVQfWR"Why'd I get 'butt' scented Febreze?" http://t.co/nG4S01CjqB
10/23
2014
Got McDonald's for lunch because I don't care about my healthA woman will wake up and love someone else the next day... if u ain't the man ! Who blames her lol
10/22
2014
@AlejanRamire damn bro lol trip and a half hope u got some red Bull@AlejanRamire how longs the trip
10/21
2014
RT if you would play these! http://t.co/D84V4VlGXJ
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Thanks a lot dad for raising me to be a @Vikings fan lolRT if you're inspired.... http://t.co/TlRmJj05yy
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★@ItsMikeHill Matt Ryan is stinking it up as well ..Wow @BlairWalsh3 is sexy
10/19
2014
Drinks before the show @misscheetah22 @chrisdelia #standupcomedy http://t.co/NBCU5iEHRDThe genre of music you listen to affects how you perceive the world.Makes me miss halo big timeFor all that money they spent making #Destiny you think they could of made the story longer. Same shit over and over..
10/18
2014
I guess the kids call that being "turnt" these days.That fuck everything feeling that rap music gives you, I love that shit.
10/17
2014
@FlexMyHustle lol exactlyIn my spare time I like to wear hooded sweatshirts and hop around like a kangaroo.
10/16
2014
You don't give up just because things are hard.
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Being intelligent and knowing why things are the way they are is pretty fucking fun.The guy holding up the #Chipotle line needs to hurry up before I molest him.
10/15
2014
Lip biting triggers a rush of chemicals to the brain which reduce anxiety, stress and increases mood.Never been bungee jumping before, the closest I've come is when I was born.
10/14
2014
Psychology says, friendship is not about who you spend the most time with, it’s about who you have the best time with.Going to get drunk and watch the game in my Big Bird costume
10/13
2014
This is what a star being devoured by a black hole looks like http://t.co/Yr5ZWJCAOTWaiting to watch #teddyBridgewater play is like waiting to open presents on Christmas. #cantsleep
10/12
2014
I love how after you fix a simple problem on your computer, solve a glitch etc. You feel like Albert fucking Einstein.All I want from Christmas is a miniature real T-Rex
10/10
2014
God damn aliens.
10/9
2014
Booty is in the hand of the Butt holderIt's hard to see people from your past when your present is so screwed up
10/8
2014
To me one of the best feelings is helping out the people closest to you. Not much else tops that.
10/7
2014
Rick Grimes vs Walter White. Epic Rap Battles of…: http://t.co/BvbZ7M8kgn <<< oh man hahaha
10/5
2014
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise.No fucking way #USCvsASU
10/4
2014
I feel like I'm in the wizard of oz it's so windy #TheresNoPlaceLikeHome#FYI Bae is a Danish word for poopMusic sounds better on Fridays
10/3
2014
@BradDeBoer call norv!Yeah if this game goes to 21-0 I'm putting in the little Mermaid to cheer me up #PackersVsVikings #NFLOnly one thing worse than the #packers ... Packer fans! #PackersVsVikings
10/2
2014
If your car could drive straight up it would take about an hour to get to space
10/1
2014
Dallas buyers club II attack of the ebola monstersI never paid much attention in geography I suppose.Dude had Julio on lock down great work! #VikingStrong "@XavierRhodes29_: God has blessed me. Great team win!!!!!!! http://t.co/df5QxYLUml"Over 3 billion Google searches are done each day #randomfactAs fall come then winter, it becomes increasingly harder to get up out of those warm blankets in the morning. Like really fucking hard.
9/30
2014
Asiata watching Mckinnon and his starting spot go bye bye http://t.co/uokAU1zE29Teddy bear bridge over water !!!!Once you go two tvs during #NFLSunday you don't go backLol I'll go warm the leg up ! "@BradDeBoer: and the Lions Kicker problems continue should call @Upforwisdom"
9/28
2014
The #nfl needs to take note from college football teams about jersey design. I would wear them 24/7 helmet and all.
9/27
2014
Wiz Khalifa looks like the Cheetos guy
9/26
2014
With all the unnecessary stresses in life we humans do alright. I've noticed the easiest way to stay positive is just to be overly grateful.I am baffled at the fact some nights I can't fall asleep in my comfy bed but back in high school could pass out cold in my cramped deskIf it weren't for bills I would be so rich
9/25
2014
I've watched the show #TheOffice several times through. I wish they jus made new episodes forever like they do soap operas @SteveCarell
9/23
2014
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